Sochta Hoon Doosri Hi Pata Loon
Meine Uss Ladki Ke Liye Cigarette Peena Chod Diya,
Bar Mein Jaana Bhi Chod Diya,
Jua Khelna Bhi Chod Diya,
Dost: To Phir Uss Ladki Se Shaadi Kyun Nahi Kar Leta?
Ab Yaar Itna Sudhar Gaya Hoon Sochta Hoon Doosri Hee Pata Loon..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 989 views
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