Boy: MUJHSE SHADI KROGI?

Boy: MUJHSE SHADI KROGI?
Girl: Kya?
Boy: Acchi film hai na?
Girl: kutte ke bacche

Boy: What?

Girl: Kitne cute hote hai na

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 564 views
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