Aajkal Zyada Bacche
SONU;
Aajkal Zyada Bacche
Judwa Q Paida Hote Hai_?
MONU;
Desh"Me Itna AATANKWAAD Badh Gaya Hai Ki
Bacche"Akele AneSe Bahut Darte Hai."
mk
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