Naa dekh asmaan ko itni hasrat se
Naa dekh asmaan ko itni hasrat se
…Dost…
Kisi parinday ne moo pe potti kr di to saari hasrat
nikal jaye gi…!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 572 views
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girl: apple ka rate kya hai…???
shopkeeper: 100rs ke 10…
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shopkeeper: acha ap 80 ke 8 le lo….
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girl: thank U… yeh hui na baat… dedo…
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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A: Your car.
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A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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A: The color.
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A: Carry loaded weapons.
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Two Factory Workers R Talking
The Woman Says I Can Make
The Boss Give Me The Day Off
The Man Replies
Nd
How Would U Do That?”
The Woman Says
Just Wait Nd See
She Then Hangs Upside
Down 4rm The Ceiling
The Boss Comes In Nd Says
What R U Doing
The Woman Replies
I’m A Light Bulb.
The Boss Then Says
U’ve Been Working So Much
That U’ve Gone Crazy
I Think U Need To Take The Day Off
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Nd
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Where R U Going?
The Man Says
I’m Going Home
Too. I Can’t Work In The Dark
3:
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The Ninth Letter Of The Alphabet.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
03123456789
Ye Mera New Numbr
save..
Mat kar Lena
Pagal
.
ye to 1 se 9 tak ginti he
Ab uper mat dekhna.
Warna bezti pakki..
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)