“JO” DAR GAYA,“WO” MAR GAYA”
Japan mein 2 dost thy.
1 ka nam tha “jo” aur dosry ka nam tha “wo”
aik din “jo” k pass jin aa giya “jo” ny dar kar “wo”
ko awaz di
“wo” bhag kar aaya to jin ko deikh kar “wo” ka
intaqal ho giya,
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bas usi din sy hi kehty hain…
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“JO” DAR GAYA,
“WO” MAR GAYA”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1003 views
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