A boy was behind Tree

A boy was behind Tree Park with his girl-friend in A ...
Old man: Beta, hamari Sanskriti Hai Ye kya?
Boy: Nahin uncle! Ye Hai Pallavi.
Aap Ke Piche check dusre Karo ped.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 849 views
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