Bewi ka AFFAIR

Sardar ko pata chala ke usky Bewi ka kesi owr ke sath AFFAIR hai
.
Us ne faisla kia ke apny apko owr apny bewi donu ko Mar dale
.
Pistol apni Kanpati par lagayi owr bewi ko bola:
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Khush mat, ho agla number tera hai !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1260 views
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