Ek rangile ne apne girlfriend
Ek rangile ne apne girlfriend ke kuch jyada hi kareeb aane ki koshish ki.
GF : yaar, shaadi se pehle ye sab nahi.
Rangila : Don't worry, mein pehle se hi shaadi-shuda hu!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 625 views
Similar Jokes
Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"
Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!"
Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Teacher: Usne khud khushi kar li, usse khud khushi karni padi, difference batao.
Student: Pehle wala padha likha berozgar tha, doosra shaadi shuda tha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Bar Gandhi Ji Gym Gaye, Vaha Unko Rajinikant Mila Aur Unse Bola.
Rajinikant: “ Wah Re Bapu, KyaBody Hai! ”
Bus Tabse, Unhone Shirt Pehenna Chod Diya..!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 Pathan Bike Pe Ja rahe the
2 Pathan Bike Pe Ja rahe the.
Police walay ne rok k kaha:
Pata nai hy k Double swari Pe Pabandi hy.
Pathan: Pata Hy,is liye to isko wapis chorne ja raha hun
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Mela laga hua tha. Ek akhbaar wala akhbar bech raha tha laikin bik nahi rahey they. Us ney socha key aisee zabardast khabar parhi jaey key log us ki taraf mutawajja ho jayein.
Us ney ek khaufnaak khabar ka eilaan shuru ker diya, “The dam has broken”
Meley mein bhagdar mach gyee, log sar pe paon rakh ker bhagey.
Police waley barey pareshan huey, jab unhein pata chala key hua kia hey to unhon ney loudspeaker sey eilaan kiya, “The dam has not broken”
Logon mein aur afratafi mach gyee, kyunkey un ka khayal tha key police deny ker rahee hey to khabar sach hi ho gi
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
SARDAR: Muje 9 Bando Ne Mara,
GURO: Phir Tu Ne Kia Kya?
SARDAR: Maine Kaha Agar Himat Hai To 1 Ek Kar K Ao
GURO: Phir
SARDAR: Phir Sab Ne Bari Bari Maara.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Pathan America Gya
Waha Wo Church M Gya To
Achanak Ghanta Bja “Tunnn”
Ittefaq Se Light B 7 Hi Chali Gai,
Pathan Dar K Bhaga
Or Bola: “Bhago Undertaker Agaya”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl’s Facebook Status – Traveled In A Bus After Such A Long Time.
Comments:
Awwwww.. Muah..
May Be Next Time We Both Can Go Together Sweetie.
You Went Without Me?
Wow! I Also Wanna Experience It Once.
You Must Be Tired Na Honey?
Boy’s Facebook Status – Traveled In A Bus After Such A Long Time.
Comments:
Haan To Saale Usme Hum Kya Kare?
Bas Yehi Aukaat Hai Teri.
Saale Ab Tu Rickshaw Me Jayega To Bhi Status Rakhega?
Abe Baap Ko Bole Ek Cycle To Dila De Kam Se Kam.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tchr: Itne din se kahan the?
Boy: Bird flu ho gya tha.
Tchr: Par ye to birds me hota hai.
Boy(Gusse me) Insan hi kaha rehne dia apne,Roj to murga bna dete ho !
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
What is the fastest thing in world?
Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Santa:It’s loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)