Ek rangile ne apne girlfriend
Ek rangile ne apne girlfriend ke kuch jyada hi kareeb aane ki koshish ki.
GF : yaar, shaadi se pehle ye sab nahi.
Rangila : Don't worry, mein pehle se hi shaadi-shuda hu!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 883 views
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Lalu: Ye log ball ko pair kyun maar rahe ne?
Sardar Ji: Goal kare he liye.
Lalu: Par ball to pehlan hi gol hai, aur kitni gol karengey ?
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Well, one day we got a service call that said, "Cat caught in machine, come quick!"
When I arrived I saw everyone sitting around mending their various wounds, scratches and contusions. No sight of the cat. It appears that while they were running the machine the cat was twirling his tail in his usual fashion and stuck it down into the printer at the most inopportune time and got sucked in! Apparently, the cat absolutely freaked out and clawed at everyone who came close. They finally freed the cat, and to this day, the cat goes nowhere near the machine.
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Funny Laloo: Who r u?
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Hathi: 3 Saal Ka Hu.
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Sehat Ki 10 Khoobiyo Wala.
Tumhari Umar Kya Ha?
Billi: 30 Saal.
Hathi: 30 Saal Ki Our Itni Choti?
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Global Warming warning:" Our next generations will not be able to see polar bears and tigers..
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To hum kya karein.. ??
Humne bhi to dinosaur nahi dekhe..
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kabhi shikayat ki kya ?? :(( :p :D :O
rish.k
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