enemy tanks
Soldier 2 General: Sir a small enemy group is attacking
General: Quick bring me my red shirt
After enemy defeated..
Soldier: sir why the red shirt?
General: In red shirt if i got shot my soldiers would not see my blood so they wont be discouraged
Soldier: sir 100 enemy tanks are attacking
General: Get me my yellow pant
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 828 views
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