3 Charsi Taxi me Bathe
Taxi Wale ne Taxi Start kr K Band Krdi
Or Bola,
Lo Saab!Ponch ge.
1 ne Thank Bola,
2re ne Paise Diye,
3re ne Driver ko Thaper Mara,
Driver Samja isko Pata Chal Gaya,
Lekin 3rd Bola:Saaly Itni Taiz Na
Chalaya Kr,
Kisi DIn Marway ga…!
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