Taxi Wale ne Taxi Start kr K Band Krdi
Or Bola,
Lo Saab!Ponch ge.
1 ne Thank Bola,
2re ne Paise Diye,
3re ne Driver ko Thaper Mara,
Driver Samja isko Pata Chal Gaya,
Lekin 3rd Bola:Saaly Itni Taiz Na
Chalaya Kr,
Kisi DIn Marway ga…!

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!) / 700 views

Student: Can I take the same book

Student: Can I take the same book that I took a few days ago?
Librarian: Is it that interesting?

Student: No. I wrote my GF telephone no. on it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 charsi dusre se

1 charsi dusre se: Tujay pata hay bhaarat aur hindustan may jang ho rahi hay. 2nd charsi:

shukar hay india beech may nahi ayea warna bohat tabahi hoti.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Divorce and Legal separation

"The difference between divorce and legal
separation
Is that legal separation gives a husband time to
hide his money."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Three men were flying

Three men were flying in a plane.
One dropped out an apple the other dropped an orange and the other dropped a grenade.

After landing they were walking down the street and saw a kid crying.
They asked him why he was crying and he said "an apple hit me in the head".
Then they saw another kid crying he said "an orange hit me in the head".
Then they saw a kid laughing his head off and they asked him what was so funny he said
"I farted and my house blew up!"

by Jag (few years ago!)

Sub keh do

Dil soch raha tha pyar se ap ko kia kahun khud gharz


kanjos

bewakof

ya pher

pagal,
~
achanak zong walun ki awaz aai sub ke do

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)