Santa tapasya karta hai

Santa tapasya karta hai

Bhagwan: var mango vats
Santa: Ye kya kiya aapne, me to vadhu ke liye tapsya kar raha tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 886 views
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Pehle 1 Larka aya phir larki phir
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Phir 1 Habshi aya to Sardar ne
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Pakistani thekedaar USA gya,

Pakistani thekedaar USA gya, apny dost American thekedaar se milne. uska ghr bht khubsurat tha.

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Pakistani: han.
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Dr: Ap k shohr theek ho skte hn Agr ap inka khayal rakhen,
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Dost: itne udaas kyu o.

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2nd: aaj aakhri din hai.

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