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Sardar: What Is The Cost Of Hair Cut? Barber: Rs
20
Sardar: Then What Is The Cost Of Shaving?
Barber: Rs 10
Sardar: Oh! Ok Plz Shave My Head!!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 671 views
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