Respected,
International Kanjus,
Thanks for not sending any Sms,
You will win “Pappu Kanjus Rahna Award”

Na na sms mt karna,
Kahin ye! Award hath se na nikal jaye..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 954 views

Ghungat ki waja

Techar:shadi me dulhan ko ghungat me q rakha jata hai?



Student:ta keh kisi k munh se ye na nikal jae aby ye to meri wali hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Sharab Se Nafrat

Santa :Yaar!
Ye Auratein Sharab
Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai?

Banta :Islye Ki Sharab Pine Ke
Baad Chuhe Jaisa Pati Bhi Sher
Ho Jata Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1Pthan k ghr Gas ka bill 50,000 aya

1Pthan k ghr Gas ka bill 50,000 aya

Wo sui gas ofice gya Or oficer se bola:
Tm log muje ye btao begherto ?

Kya dozkh ka pipe mere ghr se ja rha h:

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Banta: Santa dhobi se te T Shirt

Banta: Santa dhobi se te T Shirt Ulti karke press kar dena!
Ek din Baad
Banta: Meri T shirt press ho gayi?
Santa: Babooji press kaise karta, koshish to bahoot ki lekin ULTI aa hi nahi rahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Biologist experiment

There was this biologist who was doing some experiments with frogs. He was measuring just how far frogs could jump. So he puts a frog on a line and says "Jump frog, jump!". The frog jumps 2 feet. He writes in his lab book: 'Frog with 4 legs - jumps 2 feet'.

Next he chops off one of the legs and repeats the experiment. "Jump frog jump!" he says. The frog manages to jump 1.5 feet. So he writes in his lab book: 'Frog with 3 legs - jumps 1.5 feet'.

He chops off another and the frog only jumps 1 foot. He writes in his book: 'Frog with 2 legs jumps 1 foot'.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)