yeh jute kitne ke hain

gahak dokandar se : “yeh jute kitne ke hain,

Dokandar: “50 rupy ke”,

Gahak: “itne main to 2 topian mil jati hain”,

Dokandar: “guse se to topian khared kar paoun main pehn lo”.

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