1 Murgi ne india pakistan
border par 1 Anda diya.
Dono desh
1 ande k liye larrne lage,
Faisla hua jo dusre desh ki zyada ladkiyo ko kiss
karega
anda uska hoga,
Indians ne 20,000 pakistani
Ladkiyo ko kiss kiya,
Pakistani excited ho kar bole:=
Ab humari bari hai. Indians:= Chhoro yaar Anda
tum hi rakh lo.. =D :O =

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1118 views

Tu Konsi Cream Lagati He?

Class Me 2 Ladkiya 1 Gori 1 Kali

Kali Gori Se:
Tu Konsi Cream Lagati He?

Gori:Fair & Lovely Or Tum?

Piche Baita Sardar Bola:
Cherry Blosm

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

wife called her husband

Wife called her husband Wife: honey where are you?

Husband: I'm at the bank.

Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress.

Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish to cook?

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar was wearing mosquito net

In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net
instead of bullet proof jacket
why?
?
?
?
Saradar replied
O jis wich machar nai war sakda
goli kithon lange gi

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

goli maar day

Pathan to 2nd Pathan: Yaar koi aisa Gift bata jo teri bhabhi k seedha Dil par lagay.




2nd Pathan: Goli maar day.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

I always see spots

Patient: I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor: Didnt the new glasses help? Patient:

Sure, now i see the spots much clearer.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)