1 Murgi ne india pakistan
1 Murgi ne india pakistan
border par 1 Anda diya.
Dono desh
1 ande k liye larrne lage,
Faisla hua jo dusre desh ki zyada ladkiyo ko kiss
karega
anda uska hoga,
Indians ne 20,000 pakistani
Ladkiyo ko kiss kiya,
Pakistani excited ho kar bole:=
Ab humari bari hai. Indians:= Chhoro yaar Anda
tum hi rakh lo.. =D :O =
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1014 views
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