Raam ne been bajai, or seeta dor ke aye
Kishan ne bansuri bajai, or radha bhag aai
Or hum ne sirf seeeti baji, aur wo sali bhai ko le aye

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 885 views

Child to his father

Child to his father: Papa why mother’s tummy is getting so big?

Father: You naughty! you know everything.

Child: No, I don’t.

Father: There’s lot of water in your mother’s belly.

Child: Oh no, then my younger brother will drown in it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

PerPos New Style

PerPos New Style
Boy to Girl- Mai aapse Frindship Karna Chahta Hu

Girl- Meri Sagai Ho Gyi He

Boy-Fir Bhen Ban k Apni Kisi Saheli Se Baat Kra De

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Food One-liners

The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."

On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.

A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.

A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.

The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.

A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.

Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.

Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

I thought you were trying to get into shape?

I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Lukhnowi Nawab meets

A Lukhnowi Nawab meets Pathan:

Nawab: Janab kya me ap ko 1 takleef de sakta hoon?


Pathan: O Kaminay takleef dekar to dikha, dekh teri kese watt lagata hon.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Khate Time Baat Nahi Karte

Girl Friend Aur Boy Friend Resurant Mein Khana Khane Gaye.

Unhone Waiter Ko Order Diya Aur Waiter Ne Khana Table Par Lagaya.

Ladki Ne Jaldi Se Khana Khana Shuru Kar Diya,

Boy Friend Bola: “Suno Jara”
Girl Friend: “Chup Raho, Khate Time Baat Nahi Karte”
Khane Ke Baad
Girl Friend: “Ab Bolo”

Boy Friend: “Teri Plate Mein Cockroch Tha, Le Aur Ban Heroine“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)