Santa- muje zehar dena

Santa- muje zehar dena
Chemist- pehle Dr. Se lekhwa k lao.
Santa-apni shaadi ka card dikhata h.
Chemist- bus kar bhai rulayega kya,badi bottle du ya chhoti.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 681 views
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