Santa- muje zehar dena
Chemist- pehle Dr. Se lekhwa k lao.
Santa-apni shaadi ka card dikhata h.
Chemist- bus kar bhai rulayega kya,badi bottle du ya chhoti.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 855 views

bivi pe hakumat

bivi pay hakoomat KaRNa koi mardangi naheen hai

mardangi to yeh hai kay bivi ko mar kay us pay hakooma ki jay

professor khapay ki katab

" haan main kutta hoon" say iktibas

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

A burglar

A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"

To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher vs pathan

Teacher :qatel kise kehte hain
pathan:nai pata
teacher :agr tum apne baap ko maar do to ap kia huwe
pathan:yateem

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Sardar ka faisla

Sardar:me zindagi mei kbi shadi nai karun ga aur yahi mashwara apne bachun ku bi dun ga

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Naswar

A boy 2 pathan: Mai agar chahon to tamam Pathano
ko Jannat se nikal kar Jahanum main la sakta hoon.
Pathan: Kaise?
Boy: Main Jahanum mai Naswar ka dukan kholon ga.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)