Banta Apne Dost Santa Ke Ghar
Banta Apne Dost Santa Ke Ghar Aya Hua Tha, Kuch
Der Baad Apas Mein Baatein Marne Ke Bad Bola.
Banta: “Yaar Main To Ghar Chala, Aaj TV Pe 40
Feet Ka Saamp Dikhane Wale Hai, Maja Aa Jayega
Dekh Ke”
Santa Udas Hote Hue: “Haan Yaar Maja To Aayega,
Par Main Nahi Dekh Paunga”
Banta: “Kyu?”
Santa: “Kya Karu Mera TV To Sirf 21 Inch Ka Hi
Hai Na“
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 817 views
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