Banta Apne Dost Santa Ke Ghar
Banta Apne Dost Santa Ke Ghar Aya Hua Tha, Kuch
Der Baad Apas Mein Baatein Marne Ke Bad Bola.
Banta: “Yaar Main To Ghar Chala, Aaj TV Pe 40
Feet Ka Saamp Dikhane Wale Hai, Maja Aa Jayega
Dekh Ke”
Santa Udas Hote Hue: “Haan Yaar Maja To Aayega,
Par Main Nahi Dekh Paunga”
Banta: “Kyu?”
Santa: “Kya Karu Mera TV To Sirf 21 Inch Ka Hi
Hai Na“
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 745 views
Similar Jokes
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in, it’s freezing out here?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Techr studnt se: khali jaga fil kro
900 choohe kha kr Billi _____chali.
Stdnt:900 chohe kha kr Billi slow slow chali.
Techr (Ghusse se): khare ho jao, mazaq krte ho..??
Stdnt: mis ye B maine Aap ka dil rkhne k lye keh dya wrna 900 chohay kha kr Billi ka Baap b nahi chal skta...
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Hsbnd: (in romantic mood):Tum meri zindgi ho....
Wife: aur kaho achcha lag raha hai....
Hsbnd: aur LANAT hai aisi zindagi pe...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Zoo Me Ek bandar ne dusre bandar ka hath dekh kar Bataya-Mujhe tumhara future andkar me nazar aa raha hai
Tum Ek din Insan ban jaoge
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
3 choro saath mein bethay hotay hain...
1st one" yaar main itni garam chaye(tea) peeta hoon k jaisay hee ketlee say cup say nikalti hai mein peejata hoon"
2nd one" yeh konsi bari baat hai mein to ketlee mein he tyaar ker k ketlee mein hee peejata hoon
"3rd one" uhh.. yeh konsi bari baat hai main to moon(mouth) mein doodh, patee aur cheenee(sugar) daltaa hoon aur choolhay(gas burner) per beth jaata hoon..."
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathani: I love u
Pathan: khochi hm b tum se I love u kahy to kya krogi
Pathani: Khushi se mar jaun gi
Pathan:
.
Jao meri behen
JEE Lo apna zindagi
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan gehri soch me tha
bv:kia soch rahe ho?
Pathan:ye geo news walun ko kaise pta chalta hai k ap dekh rahe ho geo news
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
aik dafa aik hathi aik naddi ma naha rha tha,
k achanak kinary par choha aya aur hathi ko baher any ka ishara kia..
Hathi baher aya tau chohay ne kaha: "Bas theek hai ab tum wapis jao"
Hathi ne pocha: "ye kia baat huwi, mujhe bhulaya q tha?"
Choha bola: "ma sirf ye dekh rha tha k kahein tum mera neiker phen kar tau nhi naha rhy."
by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Waiter: Khan sahb, 10 Rs tip to meri insult hy..
Khan: To phir..?
Waiter: 20 Rs to hon..
Khan: Main tumhari double insult nhi kr skta..!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 American, 1 Chinese aur
1 Pakistani Chaand Per Gaye.
Teeno Ne Neechay Dekha To Zameen Per 1 Lambi Line Nazar ayi.
American:
Ye NASA Ki Building hai
Chinese:
Nhi Ye Deewar-E-Cheen He
Pakistani:
Oye Paglo Na Ye Building He Or Na Deewar
Ye To Utility Store K Bahir cheeni & Aata lenay Walon Ki Line He.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)