Ek Larki Ne Aadhi Rat Ko Larke Ko Fone Kia Or Kaha K Ghar Aa Jaso Ghar Per Koi Nahi He

Larka Chala Gaya
Ghar Per Waqai Koi Nahi The
Tala Laga Hoa Tha

Ha Ha Ha Ha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 699 views

Baap Ne Apne Bete

Baap Ne Apne Bete Ki Talashi Li, Jaib Se , Cigrette, Gutka, Naswar Katrina Kaif Ki Tasaweer Aur Girls K Numbers Baramad Hoye

Baap Ne Bete Ko Buhat Mara Aor Ghuse Me Cheekha:

"Kab Se Kar Rahay Ho Ye Sab Kuch?

Beta Rotay Hoye: "Baba Main Ne To Ap Ki Jacket Pehni Hui Hai..!" :-)}

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat

Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki

Banta: That’s Great Yaar..

Usne Kya Kahaa..??
Santa: Usne Kaha WRONG NUMBER

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Aaj Ka Paper Aasaan Tha

Teacher: Aaj Ka Paper Aasaan Tha Ya Mushkil
Ravi: Padne Me To Aasaan Tha, Par Karne Me Mushkil.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Sardar & his wife filed

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)