RAAZ Dr. ne kha
RAAZ Dr. ne kha he k muje blood pressure he
Jiski vaja se muje hert attack b ho sakta hy
FARAZ-Nhi aa skta.
R-Q. F-Q..ki Ap Pathar dil he
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