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Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. Kuch bhi kar Ke.
Son: Nahi Dad, Me Tou Is Bar 100% Launga!
Dad: Q Mazaq Kar Raha Hai?
Son: Shruu Kis Ne Kia?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 821 views
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