Director to actress

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tumhe 4 gunde pakrenge

aur hero bachane ayega
...
Actress: Hero Kaun hai?

Director: Emraan Hashmi

Actress: phir mujhe

usse kaun bachayega???

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 575 views
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