1 Chance Do
Mureed:
Baba Jee
Agar Main Nazrana Doon
To Guarantee Hai K Mera Bacha Ho Ga.
BABA:
Nazrane Ki Jagah Agar
1 Chance Do To 100% Guarantee Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 919 views
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