Santa: Station jane ke kitne loge?
Santa: Station jane ke kitne loge?
Ricksha wala: 50
Santa: 20 le lo.
Ricksha wala: 20 mein kon le ke jayega.
Santa: Tum peche betho hum le ke jayega..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1013 views
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Student:
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Sir Kya Matlab Mai Samja Nhi....?? :P
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