10 Rupy Tip To Meri Insult Hy

Waiter: 10 Rupy Tip To Meri Insult Hy

Sardar: To Phr?

Waiter: 20 Rupy To Dain!

Sardar: Nhi Yara, Ham Tmhara Double Insult Nhi Kar Sakta...

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