One day an old woman walked into a shop and got some dog food, she went to pay for it and the cashier said you can’t buy that dog food we need evidence that you have a dog, so she bought in her dog and she got the dog food. The next day the same old lady went to get some cat food and the cashier said you can’t have that cat food we need evidence that you have a cat, so she went home and got her cat and she got the cat food. Next day the same old lady went in again and she had a box, she told the cashier to put her finger in it, so she did. She said it felt warm and soft, the little old lady then said now you’re satisfied can I have some toilet paper please!

by inayat khan (few years ago!) / 798 views

talaq chahye

Aik Bivi Judge Se Mujhe Apne Husband Se Talaq Chaye Ha .

Judge Lkn Kyon ?

Bivi Ma Jo Bi Pakaow Mera Husband Zid Karta Hai Ma Bi Wohi Khow...:-P;->

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

pathan to girl

Girl: Mere pas ao, main tumhe tight sa hug dena chahti hun.


Pathan: oye Hugta to hum b tight wala hai,

Lekin agar wo hum tum ko de ga to tum ko ganda lagega..

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Huqooq

Cinema main khawaateen k huqooq
per film chal rahi thi.
1khaatoon ne josh mein naara
lagaya:
aaj ki aurat kiya nahi kar sakti?
Pathan bola road per peshaab.

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?

Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?

Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?

Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

hotel manger se-subah

Customar (hotel manger se-subah ke waqt mai baid pe breajfast lena pasnd krta hu

Manegar-no problam lekin apko apna bed neche restra me lana hoga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)