Beemarchand Ko Dengu Ho Gaya

Beemarchand ko dengu ho gaya
aur wo hakim ke paas ilaz ke liye gaya

Hakim : Kaise aana hua beta

beemarchand : Jee tabeeyat ttheek nahin hai. Liver mein pain ho raha hai

Hakim : Daaru peete ho

beemarchand: Haa. peeta hu... per abhi chhota Peg hee banaana ..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 876 views
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