Beemarchand Ko Dengu Ho Gaya
Beemarchand ko dengu ho gaya
aur wo hakim ke paas ilaz ke liye gaya
Hakim : Kaise aana hua beta
beemarchand : Jee tabeeyat ttheek nahin hai. Liver mein pain ho raha hai
Hakim : Daaru peete ho
beemarchand: Haa. peeta hu... per abhi chhota Peg hee banaana ..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 904 views
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