MOBILE BALANCE
MOBILE BALANCE:
Musharraf:
Rs. 100>Rs.91
Zardari:
Rs.100>Rs.84
Nawaz Shareef:
Rs.100>Rs. 65
Aur kaho Shair Aaya Sab kuch kaya..
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1336 views
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