Arz kia Hai!
Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.

wah wah!

Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.

Khud hi Hans Kar kaho gy,
MADE IN CHINA . Hahahahahahahaha

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 882 views

Great health

Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be
eighty.
Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.
Doctor: See, what did I tell you.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

I hate Cigarettes

Girl: I hate Cigarettes .. I never touch it..

Boy: Me too hate Cigarettes. I always burn it.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Professor in Hindi Class

Professor in Hindi Class : "gaali ki
paribhasha batao.."
.
.
Pappu: "atyadhik krodh aane per
shaaririk roop se hinsaa na kerte
huye, maukhik roop se ki gayi
hinsaatmak kaaryawaahi ke liye
chune huye shabdon ka samooh
jiske uchchaaran ke pashchaat mann ko aseem shaanti ka anubhav hota hai, use hum gaali kehte hai..!!''
.
.
Professor: Aapke CHARAN kahan
hain prabhu..!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

aik banda bhagta howa

1 banda bhagta hua aata hay aur Pathan se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main Talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.

Pathan: Oye kion jhoot bolti hay,
Ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Husband sent a text to his wife

Husband sent a text to his wife at night, "Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."

He sent another text, "And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"

She text back, "OMG really?"

Husband replied, "No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message" xP :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)