Arz kia Hai!
Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.

wah wah!

Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.

Khud hi Hans Kar kaho gy,
MADE IN CHINA . Hahahahahahahaha

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 822 views

Police

Aik aadmi talaab main naha raha tha.
Police wala kehta hai
“Chal ooye bahar aa kar kapry pehan
Teri Talashi leni hai!!

by HAQ (few years ago!)

Ajeeb massage

Sardar:
Yaar Aaj Mujhay Ajeeb Msg Aaya
Or Mera Mobile Off Hogaya.
Pathan:
Aisa Konsa Msg Aya?
Sardar:
Battery Low.
Pathan:
Send Kar…
Sabko Tng Karengy.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A Sardar was giving Medical Entry Test

A Sardar was giving Medical Entry Test.
He gave definitions as follows.
ANTIBODY:
Against everybody.
ARTERY:
Study of fine art paintings.
CARDIOLOGY:
Advance study of playing cards.
CAT Scan:
Scanning for lost CAT.
COMA:
Punctuation mark.
BACTERIA:
Back door of a Cafeteria:

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Abhi Baqi Hai Mere Dost

Boy; I love you
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho

Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
.

by Shak (few years ago!)

Sardar Shirt k liye kapda dikhaiye

Sardar Shirt k liye kapda dikhaiye

Salesman plain me dikhau?

Sardar nahi,
Helicopter me dikha saale Bandar ki aulad…
Sardar dekha ni ki mazak shuru.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)