Baby ki birthday
Santa ne apne 6 month k baby ki birthday party
arrange kr li,
Kisi ne pucha:
6 month k baby ka brthday kese?
Santa: hum semester system ko follow karte h
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1247 views
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