Patang uda rhe the

Ek din Hanuman ji patang uda rhe the. Upar se
Yamraj ne patang ki kanni kaat di. Hanuman ji
Bole- Mangal Bhavan Amangal Haari, Neeche aao
tohe patak k mari.

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