Tufani Barish Mai Pizza

Tufani Barish Mein Raat Ko
Ek Sardar Pizza Lene Aaya

Shopkeeper: Aap Shadishuda Hai?

Sardar: Is Tufani Baarish Mein Kya Meri Maa Mujhe Bhejti

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 875 views
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