Tufani Barish Mai Pizza
Tufani Barish Mein Raat Ko
Ek Sardar Pizza Lene Aaya
Shopkeeper: Aap Shadishuda Hai?
Sardar: Is Tufani Baarish Mein Kya Meri Maa Mujhe Bhejti
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 621 views
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