ArZz KiYa Hai

ArZz KiYa Hai,
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AaNe WaLEy AaTe Ha

JaNEy WaLEy JaTEy Hai,

YaadaiN BuS UnKi Reh JaaTi Ha

Jo mu SuJaA K JaTe Ha.;-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 788 views
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