Ek admi raat apnay ghar gya
Loadshedding ka Nuqsaan”
Ek admi raat apnay ghar gya,drwazay pr dustuk di
BV: “kon”
Admi:“Guddu da abba”
BV:Haye main mr gayi, tey fir andr kon ey.
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