Us k Baazoo Thay
Us k Baazoo Thay,
Mere Kandhon Par,Or Wo Be-Naqaab Thii...,
Haaaayyyyyeee
Kya Guzri Raat, yaro.
Ghazab Ka Khuwab Thaa...
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 599 views
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