Pathan Goes for Interview.

Manager to pathan
"Where is Abu Dabi?"

Pathan"
"Jis Qabrastan main Hamara Ami Dabi,
wahin thora door per Abu dabi:



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A Student wrote a letter to is father from hostel:
dear Dad...!
No Money, No Fun
Your son!

His Father Replied:
Dear Son!
So Sad, Very bad.
Your Dad!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 674 views

Agar irada pakka kar

Teacher – Agar irada pakka kar k kuch kaam karo tou woh poora hota hai…!!!

Student – Rehne dain miss, agar aisa hota to aaj aap meri baahon me hoti..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

KID : Y some of ur hair r white DAD

KID : Y some of ur hair r white DAD?

Dad: Everytime u make me unhappy, 1 of my hair turns white.

KID: Now I understand y grandpa's hair r ALL white..!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa was sitting in a cricket ground

Santa was sitting in a cricket ground.. Security Guard: Cricket match is over now,why r u still sitting? Santa: Oye yaar, I m waiting for highlights

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Buy a Mac

I was just having a conversation with someone who is about to buy a Mac.

I was against it and an argument started.

I said there were too few people supporting the Mac.

He responded, "When was the last time you heard of a virus on a Mac?"

And I said "See, even people who write viruses don't support Macs."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

I tried ur number so

Principal: I tried ur number so many times,it said switched off..!!!!
Student said:"ya itz my CALLER TUNE"
Principal shock....!!
Student roXx....!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)