Ladke Nahin Badaltey
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1055 views
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