Height of Technical Thinking!

A Software Engineer Falling From The Roof Of A Building

And Shouting

F1 F1 F1, Instead Of Help, Help

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1044 views

student

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

sar dard ki goli

santa:
Drakht k upar ulta ltka hua tha
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banta:
Abey drakht par Q latka hai?
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santa:
Sar dard ki goli khai thi, kahin pait me na chali jae...::))

by tahir bashir (few years ago!)

Darling Aaj aisi koi romantic

Premi:-darling,aaj aisi koi romantic baat karo jisse mere pair zameen per na rahe.
Premika:-to aap faansi kyon nahin laga lete?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Achy Dost b kabi kabi museebat

Achy Dost b kabi kabi museebat ban jaty hain
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Ake din main ghar bote dair se pahuncha

DAD: "Kahan Tha Tu????"
...
Me: "Friend ke ghar per tha.."

DAD called 10 of my friends in front of me

4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle..... yahin par tha....."

2 ne Kaha: "Abhi just nikla he hai.....ah ra ho ga"

3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai uncle, Padh Raha hai... Phone Du Kya????"

AUR EK NE TO HADD HE KAR DI.......

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Bola: "Haan papa bolo kya hua... koi kaam hai?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Man main pani

Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai
estimal karo
"Mun mai pani ana"
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Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko
mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere
mun mai pani agia

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)