Karan Johar bar me
Karan Johar bar me Beer peene aaya..
9 bottle peene ke baad,
Waiter :Aap ko chadhti kyu nahi?
Karan :"Main mard hoon"
Waiter: Chadh gayi saale ko...!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 807 views
Similar Jokes
Faqir:10rs dedo chai peyonga Seth:chai to 5 ki
hai.....Faqir: Girl friend ko b pelaonga.....Seth:
Faqiro ne b Grl Friend banalin.....Faqir:nahi saab
Girl Friend na Faqir bana dia ha
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek dost dusre dost se: “Kya, tumne jhoot pakarne wali machine dekhi hai?
Doosra dost: Deki nahi mere paas mein hai! Are maine to usse shadi ki hai.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
TEACHER:- . Woh kon sa Event tha jo na hota tou Pakistan khush haal hota?? . . . PAPPU:- . Zardari di Maa da Viyah…
by Zaid Mughal (few years ago!)
Maa mein KBC se bol raha hun.Mere Pitaji ka naam kya hai
Maa:Sawal Kitne ka hai.
Banta:1000 Rupess ka.
Maa:Quit karde 1000 rupaye ke liye ghar mein talwarein nikal aayengi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maalik Makaan: OK, mein tumko kiraya dene ke liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.
Funny Sardar Ji: Theek hai ji, mein Diwali Holi aur Chrismas ke 3 din select karta hoon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan ne apni shadi main Rukhsati k waqt Roti hoi saali ko chup karwaty howy kaha "O yaara rota kiyun ae, Jaisa tumhara behan waisa hamara behan. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan kahan se aaya.. ?
Husband: Mai khud heran hon!
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a
deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan.......
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Rancho : "1 Over me kitni Ball Fenki jati hai??"
Virus : "6 Balls"
Rancho : "Galat Jawab, 1 Over me 1 hi Ball 6 times
fanki jati hai."
Think Differnt.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)