Jannat Ki Aur Hoorain Kahan Hain
Aik Admi Khudkush Dhamaka Kerne Gaya
Police Ko Dekh Ker Jab Button
Dabaya To Button Kharab Ho Gaya
Aur Hamla Awar Behosh Hogaya
Hospital Mai
Nurses Ko Dekh Kar Kehne Laga
Jannat Ki Aur Hoorain Kahan Hain
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