Behan, bartan saaf karne ke liye sabse
Seeta- “Behan, bartan saaf karne ke liye sabse
achi kaun-si cheej hai?”
Geeta- “Maine bartan saaf karne ke liye bahut-si
cheeje istmaal ki, par pati se acha kisi ko nahi paya”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 642 views
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