Seeta- “Behan, bartan saaf karne ke liye sabse
achi kaun-si cheej hai?”
Geeta- “Maine bartan saaf karne ke liye bahut-si
cheeje istmaal ki, par pati se acha kisi ko nahi paya”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1801 views

Maine tujhe khat likha

Aman : Maine tujhe khat likha
that fir bhi tu nhi aaya?
Chaman : Mujhe toh khat mila hi nhi,
Aman : To sale maine to likha tha ki khat mile na
mile aana zarur. Rly..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Delivering A Baby

A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.

It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby.

The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.

The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby.

"Hit him again," the 5-year-old said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

45 kg ki larki

45 Kg Ki Ladki Ko Uthane Me Ladko Ko Koi
Pareshani Nahi Hoti,
But
18 Kg K Gas Cylinder Ko Uthane Me Ladko K Pasine
Chhut Jate H, kyun?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Poloce station

1 Orat Police Station Me:
Sir Mere Shohar
2din Pehle Aalo Lene Gay The
Abi Tak Ghar Nahi Aye
Inspecter:
To Baji Aap Kuch Or Paka Lo.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sargodha is great

“sargodha” dunya ka wo wahid shehar hy…

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Jahan

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main rehta hun.

:-)

Taliyaan,.:.Hahaha

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)