FIRE ko aag kehte hain

FIRE ko aag kehte hain
COBRA ko naag kahte hain
GARDEN ko baag kahte hain
aur
"EXAMS" k samay jo kaam na kare use dimag
kahte Hai!;)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 934 views
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