Pathan vs Pathan
1st Pathan: Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay?
2nd Pathan:
Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata…
1st Pathan: Acha, To Phir Ye Lo, Anda Khaao…!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1018 views
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