1st Pathan: Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay?

2nd Pathan:
Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata…

1st Pathan: Acha, To Phir Ye Lo, Anda Khaao…!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1104 views

Tamabu se door rahu

Sardar 4 metar lamby pipe se hukka pi raha tha.

Dost:itne lambe pipe se kiun pi rahe hu?

sardar:dockter ne kaha hai tambaku se door raho.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Hakeem

Ek Pehalwan Tha
Uski Aik Taang Neeli Ho Gai
To Hakeem Nay Kaha Taang Kaatni Paray Gi,
Zehar Phail Gaya Ha.
Thoray Dino Baad Dosri B Neeli Ho Gai
To Hakeem Nay Kaha K
Dosri B Kaatni Paray Gi,
Zehar Kafi Phail Gaya Hai
Plastic Ki Tangain Laga De Gaen.
Thoray Din Baad Plastic Ki Taangain
B Neeli Ho Gain To Hakeem Nay Kaha
Tumhari Bemari Samajh Aa Gai Ha,
Tumhari Dhoti Ka Rang Utarta Ha.
Baaqi Sab Theek Ha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Rakhwali k.liye kutta

Hum Log Ghar ki Rakhwali k Liye kUTTA Rakhte
Hain.
Pakistani Citizen:
Ye Konsi Bari Baat Hai..
"Humne To Pure Mulk k Liye Rakha Hua Hai.."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Beemarchand Ko Dengu Ho Gaya

Beemarchand ko dengu ho gaya
aur wo hakim ke paas ilaz ke liye gaya

Hakim : Kaise aana hua beta

beemarchand : Jee tabeeyat ttheek nahin hai. Liver mein pain ho raha hai

Hakim : Daaru peete ho

beemarchand: Haa. peeta hu... per abhi chhota Peg hee banaana ..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

me kia bechon gaa

Santa angoor baech raha tha
1 admi bola k sary angoor tol k dedo!

Santa : nahi yar jao yahan se mai tumko sub angoor nahi baech sakta

Admi : mager keon nhi de sakte ?

Santa:ager mai sarey angoor tum ko baych dunga to pura din kiya bechunga

by tahir bashir (few years ago!)