Agar aap ki wife ko

santaji, Agar aap ki wife ko Jin chimmat jayein...

To aap kya karo ge...?

santaji:Mein ne kya karna hai...

Ghalti Jin ki hai, Khud Bhugtey

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 817 views
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