Boy on a date with GF

Boy on a date with GF:-jaan main tumse ek baat
kahna chahta hoon?
.
GF:-Kya?
.
BF:-Iam already married.
.
GF:-Apne to mujhe dara he diya, main samjhi
aapke pass paise nahi hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 804 views
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