Raaaaaaaaaaaabert iss harami ko

Raaaaaaaaaaaabert iss harami ko liquid oxygen may daal do ! Liquid issay jeenay nahi day gaa, oxygen issay marnay nahi day gaa!

Sheeshe ko sheesha kat ta hai, lohe ko loha kat ta hai, tujhe paagal kutta katega.

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