Sari ZindaGi Barbad
Sari ZindaGi Barbad Kr Ke, Ishq Ki LazZat Chakh Li
Us Ne B Burqa Pehn Liya Aur Hum Ne B Daarhi Rakh Li
(,")/ Hat
/) ) Masjid ja Raha HoN.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 749 views
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