Ladkiyo me aur Pepsi me kya similarity hai ??

Ladkiyo me aur Pepsi me kya similarity
hai ??.
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Answer:” both are Cool, Sweet..sab pasand
karte hai
aurMost important similarity; is,
dimag wali jagah
dhakkan hai..:

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 786 views
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