2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

by nadeem (few years ago!) / 892 views

Pati Ko Saza Kaise Di Jaye

Ek Ladki Ki Nayi-Nayi Shaadi Hui Par Kuch Dino Baad Uska Apne

Pati Se Jhagda Ho Jata Hai,
Apne Pati Se Dhukhi Ho Kar Wo Apni Maan Ko Phone Karti Hai,

Ladki: “Maan, Mera Inse Jhagda Ho Gaya, Main Do Hafte Ke Liye Milne Aa Rahi Hoon”
Maan Bhi Bahut Shatir Dimaag Ki Thi Boli,

Maan: “Beti Use Sukh Nahi Saja Milani Chahiye, Tu Wahi Ruk Main Do Mahine Ke Liye Aa Rahi Hoon“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jhoot Nehin Bolna

CIRCUIT: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.

MUNNA BHAI: Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT: Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.

MUNNA BHAI: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT: Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

"How Many Senses DoesA Man Have?"

Interviewer
Asked Candidate:
"How Many Senses Does
A Man Have?"
Candidate Replied:
....
"Five, Sir!!"
Interviewer:
"Sorry Kid, There Is A 6th
Sense Also & That's
Common Sense..
Which You Don't Seem To
Have."
Candidate:
"Sir, There Is 7th Sense
Also..
That's Non-Sense Which
You Are Talking.......

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Husband: Today is sunday

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Science Teacher

Science Teacher: Oxygen is a must for breathing & for life. It was discovered in 1773.

Blonde Student: Thank God ! I am born after 1773 otherwise, I would have died without it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)