Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain,
Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.
Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.
Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.
Pathan: Thanks Yara..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1003 views
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